![]() ![]() It’s like his eyeballs are submarine windows and you can actually see them lowering into an ocean of alcohol. Teresa comes over to her brother Joe’s table to congratulate him on this holiest of days, and you can already see trouble brewing in Joe Gorga’s eyes. ![]() For the first time, we meet Melissa Gorga, mother of Joey and Teresa’s estranged sister-in-law, and I totally respect her for squeezing in her baby’s baptism before a huge night at the slots, which is the only logical explanation for her wearing a hot-pink mini-toga with bedazzled neckline and chainwork to this event. Baby Audriana has so many feathers on her headpiece, it’s like somebody told that poor kid she was going to the royal wedding instead of her cousin Joey’s Christening. The season opens with the Giudices arriving at a reception venue called the Manor, florid signage and all. Not to worry, because judging by the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey, all subtext has taken a break too! Note: The Subtext Translator is currently on break after the last exhausting Housewives run. ![]()
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